Jess. Australia. As sarcastic as they come. Dark, witty sense of humour. Bitchy :D. Avid reader. Outrageous disney fan. That is me in a nutshell.
Ellen’s so proud of herself (via thatwetshirt)
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
In the book it says that the people living around the Lonely Mountain referred to Smaug “with a curse and an ominous nod in the direction of the Mountain” and I just pictured Bard nodding solemnly towards the Mountain and whispering “motherfucker”
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever